Sam doesn't often tell jokes, but he heard a good one and was telling it tonight.
This guy walks into a bar.
Guy, to bartender: Got any grape juice?
Bartender: No, we don't got grape juice here.
The next night, guy goes to same bar.
Guy: Got any grape juice?
Bartender: No, I told ya we don't got any grape juice.
The next night, guy goes back to same bar again.
Guy: Got any grape juice?
Bartender, getting fed up: No, dude, I told ya already, no grape juice.
The next night...
Guy: Got any grape juice?
Bartender: No, man, no grape juice, now get outta here and don't come back.
The next night...
Guy: Got any grape juice?
Bartender, angry: No grape juice, now get outta here and if you come back again I'm gonna nail you to the street.
The next night...
Guy: Got any nails?
Bartender, puzzled: No...
Guy: Got any grape juice?
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