Last night, my 10-year-old son came up to me and asked me if I wanted to hear his poem. He said it's 3 lines total and then he cleared his throat. Heh hem.
There once was a fellow,
Who was as limp as Jell-O,
And he always says hello.
I think my son was surprised at how funny we thought his poem was! Then he told us he was bored in class and made it up then, and he even drew it. The oratorical version was much more entertaining than the pictorial version.